like -10 in both eyes…..at the optometry clinic I used to go to, I had the worst eyes in the whole place….seriously…the girls behind the counter snickered at me and told me….

my whole life….people always wanting to try on your glasses…’whoah…you are BLIND!!!’ yeah..thanks…go borrow someone’s wheelchair or something….

it’s given me a complex….which is why I love this place….sure my eyes are beyond any sort of laser surgery…but it’s nothing that a giant slab of birthday cake can’t cure…..