Ross Milne
Nicole Phillips
Calen Knauf
Madame Cleo’s Chariot
POSTED June 16, 2008 BY Gerald Belmont
I’m pretty sure one of the “masseuses” at Madame Cleo’s drives this sweet piece of late eighties. It’s always parked right out front, come to think of it it could belong to a customer. All though they’d have to be a pretty good customer considering how often I see this car. Then again if I was ballin’ outta control in my Lamborghini Countage I’d probably treat myself to a few “massages” now and again… actually on second thought, no I wouldn’t. 
June 16th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
that cars as gross as the dirty sluts who work at cleos. somebody should make a live webcam of the front door of that place so everybody can see the faces of the filth who go in there to work or to buy sluts. might be a way to get it out of the neihborhood….
June 16th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
i like the car, personally. on a scale of one to ballin, its ballin
June 16th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I used to deliver mail to Madame Cleo’s. On Christmas eve, some girls in various states of undress asked if I wanted my present…
I said no and walked out the door.
They laughed at me…
sigh…
June 16th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
“I’m the fastest hooker on the planet!”
June 16th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
i love the black front bumper that makes it street legal in canada.. oh the irony of someone at madame cleos being street legal.
June 16th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Wondering where your heroes got herpes?
June 16th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
a few times i’ve seen the girls from madam cleo’s doing windows out front….that’s like telling a waiter to do dishes….
June 17th, 2008 at 7:12 am
I just noticed this morning that that amazing airbrushed artwork in their front window has been covered up with black plastic. Now it looks like a dirty magazine behind the counter at seven eleven.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Shit, this posting is popular. Guess you all like fast cars and soft hands.
June 17th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
If i was back in grade 8 and still had soft hands… i’d be all over the Countage…
June 18th, 2008 at 11:24 am
i was driving past this car on sunday and I stopped so long to look at that i didnt notice the line of cars behind me. it wasent until the car behind me honked that I could break the hold on me that it had.(that was a true story)
and whys everyone hating on cleos? so you dont do hookers, other lonely accountants do, I say letem have their fun. whats it to you?
June 20th, 2008 at 12:21 am
because it’s illegal. we must all live by the rules or there would be CHAOS!