The table was given a fair trial on Craigslist. It was sentenced to the alley.
Having already been inspired by Jef's ongoing series (obsession?) documenting his relationship with the objects he both leaves and finds in his alley, I am now finding that I ... must do more. (Apparently I am not alone here.)
Werewolves of London isn't on the soundtrack. Weird, but whatever. Rock on, Warren Zevon.
Hopefully, whomever took An American Werewolf in London is able to enjoy it (probably on a machine ... found in the alley).